Three Old Timers At The Retirement
The first one says, “I wake up at 7:00 AM and try for a half hour to take a poop.”
The second one says,
“Oh yeah? I spend an hour trying to pee.”
The third one says, “I take a nice poop at 7:00 AM and about 7:30 AM take a nice pee.”
The other two guys look at him and ask, “What are you complaining about?”
The third man explains, “I don't wake up till 8:30 AM
