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Daughter Text To Dad

Daughter Text To Dad

Daughter text to dad

Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready.

LOU As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US

We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whats app.

He proposed to me on Skype and now we've had a 2 month relationship through Viber.

Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding

Lots of love, Lilly.

Dad's reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever… I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal.

And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on Ebay

Lots of love, Dad.

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