A Woman Walks Into A Cafe

A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache.

After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her f*rts are loud,

she decides to f*rt simultaneously with the cafe music.

Every time the music gets really loud she let out a long f*rt.

She saw that everyone in the cafe was staring at her and later realized that she was wearing headsets the whole time.