A Cowboy Appeared Before St. Peter At The Pearly Gates

“Well I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming,

I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,

kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,

and threw it on the ground.” I yelled,

“Now, back off or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you”

Saint Peter was impressed,

“When did this happen?” “Couple of minutes ago