Wear Sun-Block

Four married guys go fishing

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend

I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second guy: “That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”

Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.

So they asked him

“You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.

What's the deal?”

Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am

When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or s..,” and she said, “Wear sun-block.”