Two Men Take A Short Cut Through The Cemetery Late At Night

… and decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery.

Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

“Holy cow, dude,” one says after catching his breath

“You scared us half to death.  We thought you were a ghost!  What are you doing working here so late at night?”

“Those fools!” the old man grumbles.  “They misspelled my name!”