Three Police Officers Were Standing

Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”“I was a police officer,”

he responded.“What kind of police officer?”

Saint Peter asked.“I was a vice officer.

I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids.

”“Welcome to heaven

You may end the gates.

”He asked the second man what he did as a police officer.

“I was a traffic officer,” said the man.

“I kept the roads and highways safe.”“Welcome to heaven.

You may enter the gates.”He asked the third man what he did as a police officer.

“I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man.“Wonderful!

I've been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter.

“I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you?