The 50th Birthday

There is the 50th birthday of a man and he wasn't feeling too good that morning.

He went to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant and say Happy birthday!

She'd probably have a present for him.

As it turned out, she didn't even good morning, let alone any happy birthday.

he thought, well, that's wives for him.

The man then thought to himself,

“I'm positive the children will remember.”

The children came into breakfast and didn't even say a word.

So, when he left for the office, he was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As he walked into his office, his secretary Janet said,

“Good morning, Boss and Happy Birthday!”

And he felt a little better than someone had remembered.

He worked until about noon, then Janet knocked on his door and said,

“You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me”.

The man said, “By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day

“Let's go!”

They went to lunch.

They didn't go to where they normally go; instead, they went out to a private little place

they had 2 martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said,

“You know, it's such a beautiful day

We don't need to go back to the office right away, do we?”

he said, “No, I guess not.”

She said, “Let's go to my apartment.”

After arriving at her apartment she said,

“Boss if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and get into something more comfortable.”

“Sure!” The man excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom, and in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by his wife, his kids, and dozens of his friends, all loudly singing Happy Birthday.

And the man just sat there on the couch… …….NAKED.