Secret Of A Great Marriage

His friends to him at coffee:  “We adore your family life, you've got a great life with your wife and kids.

You don't make her say things twice

Tell us the secret of this happiness or we'll consider you as a diffident”

“Well, i can shortly explain

After our wedding, she started riding her horse and so was i

My horse's feet got caught

she knelt right next to horse and she said “once”.

We rode a few metres, then my horse's feet got caught again

She knelt right next to horse and she said “twice”.

A few minutes later it happened again, she knelt right next to horse and she said “third”

Then she shot him in the face

I was shocked.

I yelled at her: “Why did you do that, are you out of your mind?”

She turned her back and told me “once”

And since that day, i dont make her say things twice.