Bar Joke: Irish
After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.”
The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”
The first guy says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?”
The other guy answers, “I'm from Dublin, I am.”
The first guy responds, “Sure and begorra, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?”
The other guy says, “A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”
The first guy says, “Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?”
The other guy answers, “Well now, I went to St
Mary's of course.”
The first guy gets really excited, and says, “And so did I
Tell me, what year did you graduate?”
The other guy answers, “Well, now, I graduated in 1964.”
The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight
Can you believe it, I graduated from St
Mary's in 1964 my own self.”
About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters,
“It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again.”