A Tale Of Three Women

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it went:

My engaged friend: The other night when my fiance' came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my dreams

I love you”.  Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:  Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.  When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild s*x all night. 

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What's for dinner, Zorro?”