A Schoolgirl Approaches Her Mother

A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces

“Mommy, I know where babies come from!”

“And where is that?” her mother asks.

“Well, Mommy and Daddy take their clothes off and Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out and

Mommy puts it in her mouth and that's how you get babies,”

she explains.

“Oh darling, that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies,”

her mother replies,

“That's how we get flowers, jewelry, clothes and shoes!”