A Man Is Walking Along One Day

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

Looking up, he sees that the ladder disappears into the clouds.

Curious, he begins to climb

Before long, he is in the clouds.

He looks around and sees the most horribly ugly woman he has ever seen in his life.

Obese, snaggle-toothed, matted hair… She looks at him, beckons, and says, “Have lovemaking with me, or climb the ladder to success.”

Well, having no intention of doing anything with this woman, the man climbs higher up the ladder.

A bit further on, he comes upon a woman slightly less ugly than the woman before.

Not attractive, by any means, but not repugnant.

“Have lovemaking with me, or climb the ladder to success”, she says.

Again, the man elects to continue his climb.

Before long, he comes upon another woman.

This one is actually attractive

Not a knock-out, but very pleasing

“Have lovemaking with me, or climb the ladder to success.”

Well, he figures the women keep getting better and better looking as he gets higher and higher

So he decides to continue climbing.

A bit farther up is the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen in his life! Miss America beautiful

In a sultry voice she says, “Have s*x with me, or climb the ladder to success.”

Well, needless to say he is very tempted

But he just can't imagine what could top this woman, so he decides to climb higher.

On the next cloud up is a horrid 500 lb man

You can see the lice in his hair, he stinks, his clothes are ratty…

“Who are you?” our climber asks in horror.

Grinning a toothless grin, the man looks at him and says, “Hi

I'm Cess.”